The Cream Sank to the Bottom

We have to fix the primary system in this country. Of all the candidates who ran in the primaries, we somehow ended up with the worst two. How do these things happen? They say that people get the government they deserve, so maybe this is karma for electing W for two terms.

I have a labradoodle named Boomer. He has a sweet tooth - a sweet tooth from hell. If there is anything remotely sugary anywhere within reach he will get it.